▀ electronicfarts-deactivated2012 whispered, "*closes metal door before picking up basement key* HA HA! You can't do shit, bro! You can't do shit, bro!" -------
▀ szopelka whispered, "You're locked in a basement. You can't get out no matter what you do, and you will die of starvation if you don't eat the peanut butter cookie which sits before you. Here's the catch: you're allergic to peanuts. What do you do?" -------